"Pregnant man gives birth... that's a fact."

John and I were in the store the other day and as we were waiting in the checkout line, I looked over, and much to my surprise and dismay, John was TOTALLY engrossed in the National Enquirer! I couldn't let this one go. As the lines from the CLASSIC movie So I Married An Axe Murderer (with Mike Myers) ran through my mind, I said to John
" That's not a real paper you know. A real paper contains facts."

To that he replied

"This paper contains facts! Look here... Pregnant man gives birth... that's a fact!"

CLASSIC!